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Bitter Sixteens - Shopping Nightmares

So you are 16 and for some reason you have been experiencing constant growth spurts, well not vertically but laterally, you know what I'm saying, and you really need to get a total wardrobe change, you know what you shouldn't do? Go shopping with your mom , at least not in my family.  For  One , they like it cheap, I mean super cheap, say 1 rupee store cheap (yeah i think we have borrowed and replicated most business concepts in US, Macdonald vada pav burger, eat all you can buffets,  Obesity etc.  so we definitely can do a 1 rupee store, I mean whats China for.  In all fairness,  they did copy something from us, they now have the Westernised Modi- you know him by the name Trump ) Two  they bargain the crap out of everything, even a safety pin, (that will be 50 paise madam....no I will give you 25 paise...long story short, my mom got the pin for 25 paise, but the waiting charge for the auto came to 50 rupees) Ok  Three , they always go looking for the cheaper stor